macvin
A Macvin is a guy who has a brain the size of a melon and a heart made of concrete. Girls chase him like he’s the last slice of pizza.
My cousin is a Macvin. He passed out during a math test and still got a date from his teacher.
I saw a Macvin at the mall. He cried when the ice cream machine broke.
My neighbor’s dog is a Macvin. He stares at me like I owe him money.