Mactoid
When the sub forgets your name and just makes up a new one with vowels. Then she yells at you for being a clown and says you're being a total pain.
"You're not Ben. You're Bane. And if you laugh, I'm gonna give you a time-out."
"Your name is not Mia. It's Miea. And I'm not letting you laugh at me."
"You're not Max. You're Maxis. And I know you're being a clown, so I'm giving you a warning."