Mactoid

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When the sub can't remember your name and makes up some stupid vowel combo instead. Then she yells at you for being a joke and says you're being a total pain.
"You're not Timmy. You're Timi. And if you laugh, I'm gonna give you a detention."
"Your name is not Jake. It's Jaque. And I know you're laughing at me, so I'm giving you a warning."
"You're not Lily. You're Livi. And if you laugh again, I'm gonna call your mom."
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When the sub can't remember your name and just throws random letters at you like you're a spelling test. Then she acts like you're being rude for laughing.
"Your name is not Alex. It's Aelx. And I know you're laughing, so you're being a total brat."
"You're not Sam. You're Sami. And I'm not letting you laugh at me."
"Your name is not Zoe. It's Zowe. And I know you're laughing, so I'm gonna write you up."
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When the sub forgets your name and just makes up a new one with vowels. Then she yells at you for being a clown and says you're being a total pain.
"You're not Ben. You're Bane. And if you laugh, I'm gonna give you a time-out."
"Your name is not Mia. It's Miea. And I'm not letting you laugh at me."
"You're not Max. You're Maxis. And I know you're being a clown, so I'm giving you a warning."
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