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When the sub can't remember your name and makes up some stupid vowel combo instead. Then she yells at you for being a joke and says you're being a total pain.
"You're not Timmy. You're Timi. And if you laugh, I'm gonna give you a detention."
"Your name is not Jake. It's Jaque. And I know you're laughing at me, so I'm giving you a warning."
"You're not Lily. You're Livi. And if you laugh again, I'm gonna call your mom."