Mactier
They wear hats so big they look like they’re tryin’ to hide their head, and they think fishin’ is a sport and huntin’ is a hobby, even though they live in a house with a lawn.
'I caught a fish so big, it had a mustache.'
'He tried to hunt a deer with a spoon. It was a disaster.'
'She wears a hat so big, it looks like a roof.'