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They guzzle beer like it's their last day on Earth and smoke cigars so big they look like they're tryin' to start a fire in their mouth.
'I drank eight beers and still managed to smoke a cigar. I'm a legend.'
'He lit a cigar so big, the dog ran away.'
'She smoked a cigar so strong, the neighbors called the cops.'
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They wear hats so big they look like they’re tryin’ to hide their head, and they think fishin’ is a sport and huntin’ is a hobby, even though they live in a house with a lawn.
'I caught a fish so big, it had a mustache.'
'He tried to hunt a deer with a spoon. It was a disaster.'
'She wears a hat so big, it looks like a roof.'
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