Macternity leave
When people take time off work just to fiddle with their new Mac like it's a baby and they're the parent.
I got a new Mac and took a day off just to open it. My boss said I was on 'macternity leave.'
My friend got a new iPhone and went on 'macternity leave' for three days. He barely left his desk.
I got a new Mac and took two days off just to try to get it to work. I still don't know what I was doing.