Macternity leave

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When people get so excited about a new Mac they take days off work just to mess around with it like it's the most important thing ever.

My boss said I was on 'macternity leave' because I spent three days trying to make my Mac play music from my phone.

I took two weeks off work just to figure out how to use my new MacBook Pro. I'm still not sure it's worth it.

My coworker got a new iPad and immediately went on 'macternity leave' for a whole week. He didn't even finish his coffee.

When people take time off work just to fiddle with their new Mac like it's a baby and they're the parent.

I got a new Mac and took a day off just to open it. My boss said I was on 'macternity leave.'

My friend got a new iPhone and went on 'macternity leave' for three days. He barely left his desk.

I got a new Mac and took two days off just to try to get it to work. I still don't know what I was doing.

When people get a new Mac and pretend they're on leave just to play with it all day.

I got a new Mac and told my boss I was on 'macternity leave' so I could mess around with it all day.

My coworker took a day off just to try to use his new Mac. He didn't even know what it did.

I got a new tablet and took two days off just to figure out how to use it. My boss called it 'macternity leave.'