Mactentious
The worst kind of fake cool person. They buy Apple stuff just to look rich and act like they're reading books when they're really just scrolling through TikTok.
They bring their iPad to the coffee shop and act like they're writing a novel, but it's just a DM from their ex.
They argue that Macs are better than Windows like it's a life-or-death situation.
They wear a scarf and a fedora every day, even when it's 90 degrees outside.