Mactentious

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A fake cool person who buys Apple stuff just to look important. They carry their Macbook like it's a trophy and act like they're reading Shakespeare when they're really checking their Instagram.
"I'm not using my iPhone, I'm using my MacBook Pro for this.", said no one ever.
At the coffee shop, they're the only one who brings a scarf and a latte that costs more than a meal.
They argue about the superiority of Macs like it's a religion, and they're the pope.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they're special because they own Apple products. They act like they're smarter than everyone else and only drink coffee that costs the same as a small car.
They post a photo of their MacBook and a cup of fair trade coffee like it's a trophy.
They argue with you about which laptop is better, even though they can't use a Windows computer.
They wear a fedora in the coffee shop like they're in a movie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The worst kind of fake cool person. They buy Apple stuff just to look rich and act like they're reading books when they're really just scrolling through TikTok.
They bring their iPad to the coffee shop and act like they're writing a novel, but it's just a DM from their ex.
They argue that Macs are better than Windows like it's a life-or-death situation.
They wear a scarf and a fedora every day, even when it's 90 degrees outside.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they're better than everyone else just because they own Apple products. They act like they're important and only drink coffee that costs the same as a month's rent.
They argue with you about Macs like it's a war, and they're the general.
They bring their MacBook to the coffee shop like it's a royal crown.
They wear a fedora and a scarf every day, even if it's raining.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most annoying fake cool person. They own Apple products just to look rich and act like they're reading books when they're really just checking their phone.
They post a photo of their MacBook and a cup of fair trade coffee like it's a masterpiece.
They argue that Macs are better than Windows like it's the final battle of the ages.
They wear a fedora and a scarf in the coffee shop like they're a movie star.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they're the best just because they own Apple stuff. They act like they're important and only drink coffee that costs the same as a car.
They bring their MacBook to the coffee shop like it's a trophy and act like they're reading a book.
They argue about Macs like it's a religion and they're the prophet.
They wear a scarf and a fedora every day, even when it's 100 degrees.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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