Mactastic
The sacred ritual of getting a Big Mac so big it might take you down. Only used by people who work at McD’s and think they’re gods.
I did a mactastic and now I can’t move. I think I’ve become a Big Mac.
My mactastic was so big, I had to eat it in two parts. And I still got sick.
I did a mactastic and now my pants are stained. Forever.