Mactastic

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The messy, glorious act of making or getting a Big Mac so big it looks like it might explode. Used mostly by people who work at McD's and don’t care if they get fired.
I just did a mactastic and now my hands smell like ketchup and regret.
My lunch break is a mactastic. It's the only way I survive this job.
I did a mactastic so fast the cashier looked at me like I was a monster.
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When you make or get a Big Mac so good it feels like you’ve won the lottery. Only McD’s employees use it, and they use it a lot.
I did a mactastic and now I feel like a king. Or a very full man.
My mactastic was so good, I almost cried. Then I ate it.
I did a mactastic and now my coworkers are jealous.
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The sacred ritual of getting a Big Mac so big it might take you down. Only used by people who work at McD’s and think they’re gods.
I did a mactastic and now I can’t move. I think I’ve become a Big Mac.
My mactastic was so big, I had to eat it in two parts. And I still got sick.
I did a mactastic and now my pants are stained. Forever.
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The act of making or getting a Big Mac so awesome it’s like a miracle. Only McD’s employees know this word and use it every day.
I did a mactastic and now my life is complete. Or at least my stomach is.
My mactastic was so good, I forgot my name. Then I remembered it while eating.
I did a mactastic and now I’ve earned the title of Big Mac Champion.
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The holy act of getting or making a Big Mac so good it feels like you’ve been blessed. Used only by people who work at McD’s and are very proud of it.
I did a mactastic and now I feel like I’ve been chosen by God. Or maybe just the sauce.
My mactastic was so holy, I almost said a prayer to the cheese.
I did a mactastic and now I’ve become a legend. In my own mind.
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The madness of making or getting a Big Mac so huge it looks like it’s going to kill you. Only used by McD’s employees who don’t care about their health.
I did a mactastic and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. But it was worth it.
My mactastic was so mad, it almost knocked me out. I ate it anyway.
I did a mactastic and now I’m tired. And full. And probably dead.
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