macsterbater
someone who sits there like a madman, staring at their screen, jerking off to whatever is on the screen, even if it’s just a spreadsheet
"I jerked off to my Excel sheet and now I can’t unsee it.", Ryan during lunch break
"I was so into my spreadsheet that I forgot my coffee.", Kyle at 11 a. m.
"I saw my boss’s face in my spreadsheet and I cummed.", Tom during a meeting