macsterbater

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a guy who sits on his laptop like it’s a throne and uses it to jerk off nonstop while screaming at the screen

"I’m not even looking at the porn, I just need my Mac to feel my pain.", Jake at 2 a. m.

"My laptop is my lover and my enemy.", Mark during a Zoom meeting

"I clicked ‘Send’ on a work email and it was just a cumshot.", Chris at 3 p. m.

a person who uses their Mac like it’s a magic wand to make their wiener go wild

"I just used my Mac to make my wiener do the cha-cha.", Alex after a long day

"My Mac is my second brain and my first cumshot tool.", Jordan at 1 a. m.

"I don’t need a girlfriend, my Mac is my girlfriend.", Sam during a group project

someone who sits there like a madman, staring at their screen, jerking off to whatever is on the screen, even if it’s just a spreadsheet

"I jerked off to my Excel sheet and now I can’t unsee it.", Ryan during lunch break

"I was so into my spreadsheet that I forgot my coffee.", Kyle at 11 a. m.

"I saw my boss’s face in my spreadsheet and I cummed.", Tom during a meeting