Macspac
When a macfag loses their mind and starts screaming about Apple because you said something honest. They think you just called their mom a bad name.
You say the iPhone is slow. They yell that you’re the worst person ever and that you’ll never be cool.
You mention that Apple’s prices are crazy. They start crying and say they’ll never buy another Mac.
You point out that Apple products break easily. They say you’re a "Windows devil" and that you hate life.