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A loud and crazy screaming fit from a macfag when you say something true about Apple stuff. They act like you just insulted their mom and their dog.
You say the MacBook Pro is overpriced. They yell at you for 10 minutes and call you a "Windows peasant."
You mention that Apple’s customer service is terrible. They respond by threatening to burn your house down.
You point out that the iPhone battery dies fast. They start crying and say you ruined their life.