Macspac

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A loud and crazy screaming fit from a macfag when you say something true about Apple stuff. They act like you just insulted their mom and their dog.
You say the MacBook Pro is overpriced. They yell at you for 10 minutes and call you a "Windows peasant."
You mention that Apple’s customer service is terrible. They respond by threatening to burn your house down.
You point out that the iPhone battery dies fast. They start crying and say you ruined their life.
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A macfag’s face turns red and they start spitting when you say something real about Apple. They think you just cursed their whole family.
You say the Apple Watch is useless. They call you a "tech villain" and say you’re going to hell.
You mention that Apple updates break everything. They yell that you’re the reason their life is a mess.
You tell them the Apple Store is too expensive. They scream and throw a coffee cup at you.
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When a macfag loses their mind and starts screaming about Apple because you said something honest. They think you just called their mom a bad name.
You say the iPhone is slow. They yell that you’re the worst person ever and that you’ll never be cool.
You mention that Apple’s prices are crazy. They start crying and say they’ll never buy another Mac.
You point out that Apple products break easily. They say you’re a "Windows devil" and that you hate life.
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