Macspac
A macfag’s face turns red and they start spitting when you say something real about Apple. They think you just cursed their whole family.
You say the Apple Watch is useless. They call you a "tech villain" and say you’re going to hell.
You mention that Apple updates break everything. They yell that you’re the reason their life is a mess.
You tell them the Apple Store is too expensive. They scream and throw a coffee cup at you.