macsochist - A person who would rather get beaten up than switch from a M

A person who would rather get beaten up than switch from a Mac even though they know it's a bad idea.

I'm a macsochist. I use a Mac even though it's the worst. I'd rather die than use Windows.

I'm a macsochist. My Mac is broken. I still use it. I'd rather be dead.

I'm a macsochist. I'd rather be punched than switch to Windows. My Mac is my life.