macsochist

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A person who shoves a Mac in their face even though they hate it and would rather use a computer that doesn't make them want to scream.
I'm a macsochist. I use a Mac because I have to. My life is a nightmare.
Why do I still use a Mac? I'm a macsochist. I swear I'll switch to Windows when I die.
I'm stuck with a Mac. I'm a macsochist. My soul is broken.
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Someone who forces themselves to use a Mac even though it's like being tortured by a keyboard that hates them.
I'm a macsochist. My Mac is my enemy. I use it anyway.
I'm a macsochist. I use a Mac because I have no choice. It's like being in a cage.
I'm a macsochist. My Mac is broken. I still use it because I'm a masochist.
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A person who would rather get beaten up than switch from a Mac even though they know it's a bad idea.
I'm a macsochist. I use a Mac even though it's the worst. I'd rather die than use Windows.
I'm a macsochist. My Mac is broken. I still use it. I'd rather be dead.
I'm a macsochist. I'd rather be punched than switch to Windows. My Mac is my life.
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