macsochist
A person who shoves a Mac in their face even though they hate it and would rather use a computer that doesn't make them want to scream.
I'm a macsochist. I use a Mac because I have to. My life is a nightmare.
Why do I still use a Mac? I'm a macsochist. I swear I'll switch to Windows when I die.
I'm stuck with a Mac. I'm a macsochist. My soul is broken.