MacSatan's - A place where fries are fried in regret and burgers are made

A place where fries are fried in regret and burgers are made by the devil himself.

I went to MacSatan's for lunch and came back with a stomachache and a curse.

My friend said MacSatan's was 'the best thing since sliced bread.' Then he ate a burger and threw up.

My teacher banned us from going to MacSatan's because it's 'too distracting.' But I went anyway.