MacSatan's

I ate a Big Mac at MacSatan's and felt my soul leave my body.

My mom said I could go to MacSatan's if I cleaned my room. I cleaned my room. I got a Big Mac. I regret everything.

My dad called MacSatan's a 'fast-food trap' and then ordered a McFlurry.

I went to MacSatan's for lunch and came back with a stomachache and a curse.

My friend said MacSatan's was 'the best thing since sliced bread.' Then he ate a burger and threw up.

My teacher banned us from going to MacSatan's because it's 'too distracting.' But I went anyway.

My cousin went to MacSatan's and came back with a coupon and a hangover.

My friend's dog went to MacSatan's and ate a whole burger. Now he's a fat dog.

I took my mom to MacSatan's and she said it was 'the worst thing since the invention of the toaster.'