macrovagina
A vagina so big it could hold a whole football team. It’s deep, it’s wide, and your penis looks like a pebble. People stick weird stuff in there like fists, cans, and even a bat.
She put her whole hand in there and it looked like she was doing a handstand.
He stuck a can of beans in there and it made a bean tsunami.
She put a bat in there and it looked like she was doing karate.