macrovagina

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A vagina so huge it could swallow a horse whole. It’s deep, it’s wide, and it makes your penis look like a matchstick. People stick things like fists, soda cans, and baseball bats in there just for fun.
I tried to fit my whole hand in there and it felt like I was going to lose it.
She put a whole can of soda in there and it made a soda fountain.
He stuck a baseball bat in there and it looked like he was doing karate.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A vagina so big it could hold a whole party. It’s like a tunnel that goes on forever, and your penis is just a tiny pebble in there. People put weird stuff in it, like fists, cans, and even a bat.
She put a whole fist in there and it looked like she was doing yoga.
He stuck a can of beans in there and it made a bean explosion.
She put a bat in there and it looked like she was fighting a ghost.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A vagina so wide it could fit a whole car. It's so deep you could lose your soul in there. People put crazy stuff in it, like fists, cans, and even a bat. It makes your penis look like it’s having a bad day.
She put her whole hand in there and it looked like she was doing magic.
He stuck a can of soda in there and it made a soda volcano.
She put a bat in there and it looked like she was doing a superhero pose.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A vagina so big it could hold a whole football team. It’s deep, it’s wide, and your penis looks like a pebble. People stick weird stuff in there like fists, cans, and even a bat.
She put her whole hand in there and it looked like she was doing a handstand.
He stuck a can of beans in there and it made a bean tsunami.
She put a bat in there and it looked like she was doing karate.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A vagina so huge it could fit a whole elephant. It’s deep, it’s wide, and your penis looks like it’s having a midlife crisis. People stick weird stuff in there like fists, cans, and even a bat.
She put her whole hand in there and it looked like she was doing a magic trick.
He stuck a can of soda in there and it made a soda tsunami.
She put a bat in there and it looked like she was fighting a dragon.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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