macroturd
A turd so big it could’ve been a new planet, and it’s so gross, it makes you question why you ever ate anything in the first place.
My macroturd was so big, it could’ve been a new planet and still had room for a spaceship.
I saw a macroturd so big, it made my dog run away in fear.
My macroturd was so big, I had to call a tow truck to get it out.