macroturd

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A turd so big it looks like it was fired from a cannon, and it takes up the whole bathroom, leaving no room for anything else, not even your dignity.

My dad's macroturd was so big, it blocked the drain and started a flood in the hallway.

I saw a macroturd in the trash that could’ve been used as a doorstop.

My sister's macroturd was so big, it had its own zip code.

A pile of poop so enormous, it’s like the toilet exploded and the whole thing came out in one go, and it’s not even close to being done.

My macroturd was so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.

I sat down on a macroturd and it almost broke the chair.

My macroturd was so big, I had to use a ladder to get out of the toilet.

A turd so big it could’ve been a new planet, and it’s so gross, it makes you question why you ever ate anything in the first place.

My macroturd was so big, it could’ve been a new planet and still had room for a spaceship.

I saw a macroturd so big, it made my dog run away in fear.

My macroturd was so big, I had to call a tow truck to get it out.