Macros
A guy who spends all his time on IRC, barely talks to real people, and thinks ultrasex is the best thing since sliced bread.
I just got spammed by ultrasex. I’m now a Macros geek for life.
Friend of ultrasex? I’m the guy who sits in the corner and drinks coffee all day.
Defender of the hopeless? I’m the one who lets you post memes on IRC.