Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fancy word for the amount of meat, grease, and sugar you gotta eat or not eat every single day if you wanna look like a Greek god or a sad, fat loser.

Bro, I hit my macros today. I ate a burger, a pizza, and a donut. I feel like a god.

My macros are so strict, I can’t even eat a chip without counting it.

I missed my macros. Now I look like a sack of potatoes.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A guy who spends all his time on IRC, barely talks to real people, and thinks ultrasex is the best thing since sliced bread.

I just got spammed by ultrasex. I’m now a Macros geek for life.

Friend of ultrasex? I’m the guy who sits in the corner and drinks coffee all day.

Defender of the hopeless? I’m the one who lets you post memes on IRC.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A secret hideout of old-school hackers who know more about computers than your grandma knows about her meds.

I got kicked out of Macros for trying to hack the internet with a calculator.

That hacker in Macros just broke the entire school’s Wi-Fi.

Old-school hax0r elites? I’m the one who knows how to use a floppy disk.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A character in a book who’s so good at magic, he could probably turn your math teacher into a frog.

Macros is a magician. He turned my math test into a frog.

I read about Macros in the book. He’s way cooler than my math teacher.

Macros could turn your math homework into a frog. He’s that good.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A guy who’s so desperate for a girlfriend, he’ll publicly humiliate anyone who agrees to date him.

Macros spaded his ex in front of the whole school. It was glorious.

He spaded his gym teacher. Now he has to run laps.

Macros spaded his mom. She cried. He laughed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A sweet, nice guy on IRC who uses emojis and thinks everyone’s a friend.

Macros sent me a heart emoji. I felt loved.

He’s the nicest guy on IRC. He even used a smiley face.

Macros is like the best friend I never had. He uses emojis.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A program that does the same thing over and over, like a robot with no personality.

My macro ran for 10 hours. I had to eat a whole pizza.

That macro clicked the same button 100 times. It was annoying.

I used a macro to cheat on my math test. It clicked the answers for me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago