Macropuss
when a guy or gal is so horny and clueless they bounce from one party to another like a drunk kangaroo on meth.
My ex got Macropuss when she slept with 3 of my friends in one week.
He went from my house to his cousin's house in 10 minutes just to flirt with her.
She texted 5 guys at once and called them all 'my main.'