Macropuss

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when a guy or gal is so horny and clueless they bounce from one party to another like a drunk kangaroo on meth.

My ex got Macropuss when she slept with 3 of my friends in one week.

He went from my house to his cousin's house in 10 minutes just to flirt with her.

She texted 5 guys at once and called them all 'my main.'

when someone is too desperate for attention to stay in one place and just hops from one mess to another.

She left my party to go to her ex's birthday and came back crying.

He went from my group chat to his mom's WhatsApp just to say hi.

She posted 10 selfies in 1 hour and tagged 8 people.

when you're so hot and dumb you end up in every group chat and party like you're the king of the jungle.

He was in 4 group chats at once and still managed to send 3 dumb memes.

She was at 3 parties in one night and still had time to text me.

He left my room to go to his friend's house and came back with a new crush.

when you're so desperate for a date that you jump into every party like it's the last one on Earth.

She went to 5 parties in one day just to find someone to kiss.

He texted 3 girls at the same time and called them all 'my love.'

She left my group chat to go to her friend's party and came back with a new drama.

when someone is so obsessed with being the center of attention that they bounce from one mess to another like they're on a mission.

He left my party to go to his cousin's house just to show off his new phone.

She was in 3 group chats at once and still had time to text me.

He came to my house just to say hi and left with a new crush.

when you're so horny and clueless you end up in every party and group chat like it's your job.

She was in 4 parties in one night and still had time to text me.

He left my group chat to go to his friend's house and came back with a new crush.

She texted 5 guys at once and called them all 'my main.'