Macrophallophobia - Macrophallophobia is when you’re so scared of big penises yo

Macrophallophobia is when you’re so scared of big penises you’d rather eat a whole pizza than look at one. You might even cry like a baby.

I cried in the shower when I saw a guy with a meat stick bigger than my head.

I got macrophallophobia after my dog ate a big meat stick and came back with a bigger one.

I turned down a date because I couldn’t handle the thought of a big meat stick.