Macrophallophobia

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Macrophallophobia is when someone gets a huge panic attack just by seeing a big meaty pole. They might even throw a tantrum if you say the word 'penis' too loud.

I saw a guy with a micropenis and I had a heart attack. That’s not fair.

My cousin got macrophallophobia after his dog peed on a giant meat stick.

I turned down a job at a meat market because I’m scared of big penises.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macrophallophobia is when you hate big penises so much you’d rather fight a dragon than look at one. You might even run away screaming.

I refused to go to the beach because I heard there was a guy with a big meat stick there.

My friend got macrophallophobia after seeing a man’s meat stick in a horror movie.

I started a religion called 'No Big Meat' because I hate big penises.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macrophallophobia is when you’re so scared of big penises you’d rather eat a whole pizza than look at one. You might even cry like a baby.

I cried in the shower when I saw a guy with a meat stick bigger than my head.

I got macrophallophobia after my dog ate a big meat stick and came back with a bigger one.

I turned down a date because I couldn’t handle the thought of a big meat stick.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macrophallophobia is when you’re so mad at big penises you’d rather punch a wall than see one. You might even yell like a lunatic.

I punched a wall three times after seeing a guy with a meat stick the size of a tree.

I got macrophallophobia after my brother told me a story about a man with a meat stick the size of a car.

I yelled at my teacher for showing me a picture of a big meat stick.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macrophallophobia is when you get so scared of big penises you start running like a chicken. You might even hide under a bed.

I hid under my bed when I saw a guy with a meat stick bigger than my bed.

I got macrophallophobia after my dog ran into a man with a meat stick the size of a couch.

I ran out of the room when I saw a big meat stick on the wall.

by Slangipedia 8d ago