Macrophallophobia - Macrophallophobia is when you get so scared of big penises y

Macrophallophobia is when you get so scared of big penises you start running like a chicken. You might even hide under a bed.

I hid under my bed when I saw a guy with a meat stick bigger than my bed.

I got macrophallophobia after my dog ran into a man with a meat stick the size of a couch.

I ran out of the room when I saw a big meat stick on the wall.