macroherpetophile - A macroherpetophile is someone who thinks being crushed by a

A macroherpetophile is someone who thinks being crushed by a giant turtle is the most romantic thing ever.

I’d let a dinosaur sit on me if it meant I got to be famous.

I proposed to my pet lizard and it didn't even say yes.

I told my mom I’d rather be squished by a turtle than do my chores.