macroherpetophile

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A macroherpetophile is someone who wants to be eaten by a giant lizard and doesn't care if it's ugly.

I'd let a 50-foot lizard chew me up just to feel cool.

I told my crush I'd rather be devoured by a dragon than sit through another boring class.

I'm gonna die happy if a T-Rex shows up at my birthday.

A macroherpetophile is a person who thinks a giant snake is the best kind of girlfriend.

My dream date is a 20-foot python and a pizza.

I asked my teacher if we could replace math with dragon wrestling.

I would kiss a crocodile if it promised me candy.

A macroherpetophile is someone who thinks being crushed by a giant turtle is the most romantic thing ever.

I’d let a dinosaur sit on me if it meant I got to be famous.

I proposed to my pet lizard and it didn't even say yes.

I told my mom I’d rather be squished by a turtle than do my chores.