macrobiotic
Macrobiotic is like a religion for people who think eating the same thing every day is a form of enlightenment and also the best way to lose your mind.
My cousin started a macrobiotic diet and now he eats nothing but beans and talks to the beans.
My boss went macrobiotic and now she thinks every grain has a soul and is jealous of her coffee.
My brother tried macrobiotic and now his only friend is a lentil.