macrobenzing
The state of being so glued to someone you might as well be living with them even if you're not
This is the worst macrobenzing I've ever had. I've been going out with this person for a year and I still don't know where I live.
She said we're just going out. I think that's just macrobenzing with a side of confusion.
If I have to see her one more time, I'm going to macrobenz her into the next dimension.