macrobenzing

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When you are so stuck with someone you might as well be married to them even if you're just going out

I’ve been macrobenzing with this guy for six months and I still don’t know if he’s my friend or my ex.

She said we’re just hanging out, but I’ve been macrobenzing with her since breakfast.

If I have to see this person one more time, I’m going to macrobenz them into the next dimension.

The worst kind of dating where you can't escape the person you're with no matter what

This is the worst macrobenzing I’ve ever had. We’ve been going out for two years and I still can’t get out of it.

He said we’re just going out. I think that’s just macrobenzing with a side of confusion.

I tried to break up with her, and now I’m macrobenzing with her best friend too.

When you're with someone so much it's like you're married but you're not actually married

We've been macrobenzing for so long, I've forgotten what it's like to be single.

I'm not just going out with him. I'm macrobenzing with him like it's a full-time job.

If I have to see her one more time, I'm going to macrobenz her into the next dimension.

When you're stuck with someone so much you're practically family even if you're just going out

We've been macrobenzing so long, I now know her favorite brand of cereal.

He said we’re just going out. I think that's just macrobenzing with a side of drama.

I'm macrobenzing with her so much, I now know her ex's favorite song.

The state of being so glued to someone you might as well be living with them even if you're not

This is the worst macrobenzing I've ever had. I've been going out with this person for a year and I still don't know where I live.

She said we're just going out. I think that's just macrobenzing with a side of confusion.

If I have to see her one more time, I'm going to macrobenz her into the next dimension.