macrobater
He’s the Macro Bat. He drops in conversations like he’s the devil. He’s stuck online but dreams of flying. He hates rap.
Macro Bat just showed up in my group chat. He asked, 'What’s your favorite 80s song?'
He flew into my email. It was like a dream. Then he played 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody' and I cried.
He hates rap so much. He once screamed at a beatboxer until he cried.