macrobater

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A person who macrobates. Like, really. They can’t stop. It’s like they’re on a mission from God.

Bro, I saw you macrobate in the cafeteria. You were like, 'I’m not even hungry, I just need this.'

My mom macrobates in the car. It’s terrifying.

He macrobated during a Zoom meeting. Everyone was confused.

A person who jacks off to macaroni and cheese. Even if it’s just a photo of it. They don’t care if it’s bad.

I got a DM: 'You made me cum to a picture of mac and cheese. I’m not even sorry.'

He’s been staring at the same macaroni and cheese photo for three years.

She macrobated to a 10-year-old’s macaroni and cheese. It was legendary.

He’s the Macro Bat. He drops in conversations like he’s the devil. He’s stuck online but dreams of flying. He hates rap.

Macro Bat just showed up in my group chat. He asked, 'What’s your favorite 80s song?'

He flew into my email. It was like a dream. Then he played 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody' and I cried.

He hates rap so much. He once screamed at a beatboxer until he cried.

It’s when you have way too many keyboard shortcuts. Like, way too many. You’re a walking shortcut machine.

My friend has 47 macros. He can open 10 windows with one click. It’s insane.

She has a macro for every single thing. Even her coffee order.

He has a macro that makes his computer laugh. It’s weird.