macrob
A macrob is someone who eats weird food and judges everyone else for not doing the same. They think they’re the healthiest person in the world.
"Why are you eating pizza? Don’t you know macrob food is the best?", A person who eats salad for breakfast.
"Macrob food is the only thing that makes sense. Everything else is garbage.", A kid who failed gym class.
"I tried macrob food. It made me vomit.", A student who ate a whole plate of seaweed.