macrob

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Macrob is a brainy group of girls from Melbourne who act like they're the smartest people on Earth and constantly complain about how bad their school is, even though they’re the ones who make everyone else feel like failures.
"Why am I still on the Macrobian Alumni Page? I should’ve been in the top 1%!", A girl who got a B+ in math.
"They’re at the tram stop again, talking about how much better they are than everyone else.", A guy who got a D in English.
"Macrobs are the reason I hate VCE.", A student who failed the whole year.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macrob is the laziest, most annoying person you’ll ever meet. They lie like a dog and act like they’re the most important person in the world.
"Macrob is the worst. I don’t even know why I still talk to them.", A friend who got dumped by macrob.
"Macrob is a lying llama. I should’ve known they were fake from the start.", A guy who got tricked into joining a group project with macrob.
"Macrob is the butt of all buttholes. They’re the worst.", A person who failed a test and blames macrob.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A macrob is a head that got cut off and started walking around like it was going to take over the world.
"A macrob walked past me in the hallway. I ran away.", A student who got scared.
"That head just marched right past me. It’s going to take over the school.", A teacher who saw the head walking.
"I saw a macrob walking to the canteen. It’s going to eat us all.", A student who’s terrified of heads.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A macrob is someone who eats weird food and judges everyone else for not doing the same. They think they’re the healthiest person in the world.
"Why are you eating pizza? Don’t you know macrob food is the best?", A person who eats salad for breakfast.
"Macrob food is the only thing that makes sense. Everything else is garbage.", A kid who failed gym class.
"I tried macrob food. It made me vomit.", A student who ate a whole plate of seaweed.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macrob is when you let a computer do all your work and act like you’re super smart even though you’re just copying stuff.
"I used macros to do my homework. I’m a genius.", A student who copied answers from the internet.
"Macrob is the reason I failed my test. I didn’t even study.", A person who relied on macros the whole year.
"Macrob is like having a robot do your work. You’re just lazy.", A teacher who got fed up with students using macros.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macrobating is when you think the whole world revolves around money and big numbers, and you ignore everything else like it doesn’t matter.
"I only care about the economy. Everything else is garbage.", A student who failed history.
"Macrobating is when you think the world is going to end because of a few numbers.", A person who got confused by inflation.
"I macrobate like it’s my job. Numbers are the only thing that matter.", A teacher who loves economics.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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