Macro Wanker
A guy who jerks off so much he's got a second life. His noodle has its own Instagram and a full-time agent.
His noodle posted a story: 'Another day, another cum storm.'
He texted me a DM: 'My noodle is tired. It needs a break.'
His noodle has 10,000 followers. It's got more followers than his ex.