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A guy who shoves his noodle in a bag and flings it everywhere like it's a lava lamp. He does it so much it's a full-time job.
I saw him in the shower at 3 a. m. still going strong.
He texts me videos of his noodle in the bag. It's like a horror movie.
He claims he's gonna beat the world record for longest noodle in a bag.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who thinks his willy is a magic wand. He uses it to conjure up clouds of cum so thick you can't see the moon.
He texted me a photo of his cum cloud. It looked like a thunderstorm.
He tried to summon a cum cloud in the gym. The barbell fell over.
He told me cum clouds are the future of transportation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dude who takes his noodle out so often it's like he's got a second job. He's got a schedule, a calendar, and a full-time assistant.
He texted me a reminder: 'Don't forget to jerk off at 2 p. m. today.'
He left his noodle out in the office. His boss gave him a warning.
He claims he's got a noodle calendar that's 100 pages long.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who thinks his willy is a pizza oven. He bakes his noodle in it and serves it with a side of cum.
He told me he's making a noodle pizza every day. It's gonna be his last meal.
He texted me a photo of his noodle pizza. It looked like a crime scene.
He said his cum is the best cheese in the world.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who jerks off so much he's got a second life. His noodle has its own Instagram and a full-time agent.
His noodle posted a story: 'Another day, another cum storm.'
He texted me a DM: 'My noodle is tired. It needs a break.'
His noodle has 10,000 followers. It's got more followers than his ex.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who thinks his willy is a superhero. It saves the world every time it comes out.
He told me his willy saved the world from a cum apocalypse.
He texted me a message: 'My willy just saved the planet. Again.'
He claims his willy has a cape and a sidekick.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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