macro-microwaving
Macro-microwaving is when you treat your microwave like it’s a prince, and you wait for it to finish cooking like you’re a royal attendant.
I waited for my popcorn like it was a royal decree. It popped. I bowed.
My chicken nuggets were treated like royalty. They were done. I was still waiting.
I watched my sandwich for 8 minutes. It was like a royal banquet.