macro cheating
Macro cheating is when you let someone else touch your junk while you’re still married but pretend it’s just a friendly hug.
He said it was just a ‘friendly hug’ at the office party. The hug lasted 45 minutes and involved a coffee cup.
She told her husband she was at the grocery store. Turns out she was at the bar with her ex and had a second coffee.
He said he was ‘just being friendly’ with his coworker. Friendly means 3 shots and a side of fries.