macro cheating

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Macro cheating is when you bang someone else but keep your main partner in the dark because you're too cheap to buy them a new phone.
I’m still with my wife, but I’ve been sneaking off to the bar with Karen from accounting. She’s cheaper than a phone plan.
He said he was just ‘testing the waters’ with his coworker. Turns out the water was lukewarm and he was just lazy.
She said she wasn’t cheating, she was ‘just having fun.’ Fun costs $150 a week and a new lipstick every other day.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macro cheating is when you let someone else touch your junk while you’re still married but pretend it’s just a friendly hug.
He said it was just a ‘friendly hug’ at the office party. The hug lasted 45 minutes and involved a coffee cup.
She told her husband she was at the grocery store. Turns out she was at the bar with her ex and had a second coffee.
He said he was ‘just being friendly’ with his coworker. Friendly means 3 shots and a side of fries.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macro cheating is when you have a side piece but still act like you’re the king of the castle.
He’s got a side piece but still posts ‘I’m the king of the castle’ on Instagram. The side piece isn’t impressed.
She’s got a secret lover but still texts her husband every day like he’s the only one who matters.
He’s got a new love but still acts like he’s the main man. The main man is now a side piece.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macro cheating is when you’re sleeping with someone else but still take your main partner to the movies like nothing happened.
He’s been sleeping with his coworker but still took his wife to see ‘The Lion King’ on opening night. She didn’t notice the lion was actually his coworker.
She’s been sneaking off to the bar but still goes to the gym with her husband every morning. He doesn’t know she’s been drinking since 10 AM.
He said he was just ‘going out for coffee.’ Turns out it was a 3-hour coffee date with his secretary.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Macro cheating is when you’re having fun on the side but still act like you’re the only one who matters.
He’s been having fun with his coworker but still texts his wife every day like he’s the only one who matters.
She’s been sneaking off to the bar but still acts like she’s the main love of her husband’s life. She’s not.
He’s got a new love but still takes his wife out to dinner like nothing happened. The new love is now a side piece.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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