Macramatic Fever
Macramatic Fever is when you get so obsessed with weaving random stuff that you turn your whole life into a tangled mess of cords and bad decisions. You might even weave your toes into knots and end up stuck in a pile of crap.
@macraman123: I spent 8 hours weaving a macrame plant holder. My dog is now a prisoner in my living room.
DM: 'I tried to make a macrame wall art, now my ceiling is a disaster.'
Tweet: 'I used my mom's hair for macrame. She's now a full-time knot.'