Macramatic Fever

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Macramatic Fever is when you get so obsessed with weaving random stuff that you turn your whole life into a tangled mess of cords and bad decisions. You might even weave your toes into knots and end up stuck in a pile of crap.
@macraman123: I spent 8 hours weaving a macrame plant holder. My dog is now a prisoner in my living room.
DM: 'I tried to make a macrame wall art, now my ceiling is a disaster.'
Tweet: 'I used my mom's hair for macrame. She's now a full-time knot.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macramatic Fever is when you think you're the next big thing in art, but you're just making crap out of cords and hoping nobody notices. You might even end up buried under a pile of knots.
Tweet: 'I made a macrame bed. Now I sleep on the floor.'
DM: 'My macrame project is 3 years old and I’m still not done.'
Post: 'My macrame dog collar is now a stranglehold.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macramatic Fever is a disease where you start weaving stuff so much that your brain turns into a tangle of cords. You might even forget how to walk because your legs are now part of a knot.
@macramadisease: 'My macrame plant holder has 17 legs. I’m not sure what I am anymore.'
DM: 'I tried to weave a macrame dress. Now I look like a spider.'
Post: 'I’ve been weaving for 10 years. I think I’ve turned into a knot.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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