Macpie - A person who would rather die than use anything that isn’t A

A person who would rather die than use anything that isn’t Apple. They don’t care if it’s broken, just needs to be shiny and expensive.

I’ve had my iPhone for five years, and it still works, but I bought the new one anyway.

If Apple drops a new watch, I’ll buy it even if I don’t need it.

I would rather eat a whole pizza than use a Samsung phone.