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A person who thinks Apple stuff is the best thing since sliced bread and would rather die than use anything else. They don’t care if it works or not, just needs to look fancy.

I would rather get a root canal than switch to Android.

My iPhone is my soul. My soul has a case and a sticker.

If Apple releases a new color, I’ll buy it even if it’s just for my ego.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Someone who thinks Apple products are magical and will go to war with you if you say anything bad about them. They don’t even know what the word ‘function’ means.

I’ve had three heart attacks and still chose the iPhone over the Samsung.

I wouldn’t touch a Windows laptop with a ten-foot pole.

If you say ‘Android’ in front of me, I will cry.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A human who would rather burn down a library than admit that Apple stuff is sometimes overpriced and doesn’t do anything special.

I bought the latest iPhone just because it had a new color, and it costs more than my rent.

I’d rather lose my job than switch to Android.

I’ve got a phone that costs more than my car, and I still think it’s worth it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who would rather die than use anything that isn’t Apple. They don’t care if it’s broken, just needs to be shiny and expensive.

I’ve had my iPhone for five years, and it still works, but I bought the new one anyway.

If Apple drops a new watch, I’ll buy it even if I don’t need it.

I would rather eat a whole pizza than use a Samsung phone.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who thinks Apple stuff is the only thing that matters in life. They don’t even know what ‘works’ means, just needs to look cool and cost a lot.

I had to borrow my brother’s phone for a week, and it felt like being exiled.

I would rather go to jail than admit that Android is okay.

I spend more on my phone than I do on food, and I’m fine with that.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A human who thinks Apple stuff is so good that it’s basically a religion. They will fight you in the street if you say anything bad about it, and you’ll lose.

I’ve fought three people over the iPhone vs. Android debate. I won all of them.

I would rather get a tattoo of the Apple logo than use anything else.

I once argued with my mom for an hour over which phone was better.

by Slangipedia 8d ago